Detour
As usual here in Canada City, half of the roads in town are under repair this summer. (Weather conditions make it impossible to do construction in the winter.) This time, it’s the highway that goes NS through the city.[1]
So all the little orange detour signs have sprouted like flowers. Including — my favourite — the ones that say Detour Chalet BBQ (there are more of these signs than signs to the highway under construction). Yes, priorities are straight here.
[1] Which city I am referring to is probably abundantly clear to anyone from near here. But I still insist on the pretense that I can be marginally anonymous.