Some fashion advice
To boys:
I know that it’s still in to wear very baggy pants and show your boxers. But it can’t possibly be in to wear pants so baggy that when you bend over I see the skin between the bottom of your boxers and the top of your pants, and so low that you can’t walk but need to waddle. It just can’t. Please buy smaller pants.
To girls:
No matter how perfect your figure is, once you’ve past puberty, painted-on jeans make you look fat. Also, those Abercrombie & Fitch pseudo-tennis skirts look bad on you. Yes, you.