Fun google searches
From February:
beware the hobby that eats and academia
pharaoh yami want a princess
dark sad evil alone wolf quizzes
unhealthy food photos
sheepskin underwear
the wolf albany drug dealer
what do failed mathematician do?
i m not cutting my hair
i want to have good sex with my wife with good angels i need pictures also
quizzes!! yay!
clone my hair
pig hunting australia
words which have schwa
tagalog erotic stories
indecisive mythological creatures
i hate my uterus
unusual scone recipes
March 1st, 2005 at 11:02 pm
There’s poetry in that.
March 1st, 2005 at 11:03 pm
I would love to write a series of very short stories about indecisive mythological creatures.
March 2nd, 2005 at 12:06 am
With regards to indecisive mythological creatures, I’m visualising something similar to Terry Pratchett’s _Ambiguous Puzuma_.
For those people who are not Discworld fans, I’ll quote the relevant description from the DW Companion: “The puzuma is extremely neurotic and moves so fast that it can actually achieve near light-speed in the Disc’s magical field. This means that, if you can see one, it isn’t there. Most male puzumas die young of acute ankle failure caused by running very fast after females which aren’t there […]. The rest of them die of Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, since it is impossible for them to know who they are and where they are at the same time, and the see-sawing loss of concentration this engenders means that the puzuma achieves a sense of identity only when it is at rest - usually about 50 feet into the rubble of what remains of the mountain it just ran into at near light-speed.”
The inability to decide who and where they are simultaneously strikes me as a sort of indecisiveness. And perhaps (if this is not too much of a stretch) it is possible to see a cross-thread link to self-injury, as manifest in the highly injurious act of running extremely fast into solid rock. I guess we’ll never know unless an ambiguous puzuma can be persuaded to start a blog.
March 2nd, 2005 at 2:40 pm
I am personally fond of the sex with “good angels” search. Typos can lead you down the wrong path so quickly in google-land.
March 2nd, 2005 at 10:08 pm
What I’d really love to know is how many of these searches actually turned up whatever it was that the searcher had in mind.
March 3rd, 2005 at 1:08 am
i’d love to see you write a book of short stories that incorporate all of those phrases :)
March 3rd, 2005 at 11:19 pm
Wow, Tagalog erotic stories. I’ve never even come across one. I think they would be hard to read. In general, nowadays if someone is trying to write an all-Tagalog text (i.e. no English), the language will end up sounding incredibly deep and difficult, with lots of archaic words. So to a modern reader used to the Tagalog/English blend used in everyday life, both Serious Literature and trashy stuff, if written entirely in Tagalog, will sound remarkably similar — they’ll both have this kind of old-fashioned, refined tone to them. Anyway, very interesting search words.
March 4th, 2005 at 11:36 pm
You know, I really should actually do the whole writing of stories based on these. They can suck, and it would get me into writing something more than the very occasional blog post.