Archive for July, 2005

Weasel words

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

I am feeling non-/dysfunctional right now. I should go to sleep; I might feel better if I were sleeping more; I would not be worse, in any case. Would. Should. Might.

Random dull quiz

Sunday, July 31st, 2005
the Wit
(69% dark, 26% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re
probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean you’re
pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the
Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my
opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 81% on dark
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You scored higher than 30% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 0% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Another apostrophe test

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

What happens when I try to escape out an apostrophe? Let’s find out!

Update: it works when I escape the apostrophe. I am never going to remember to do this, though. I wonder if it’s fixable.

there seems to be a problem

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

with, i think, using apostrophes. not good: i use them a lot.

Upgrading, a bit

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

I am in the process of upgrading and finally figuring out the stupid blog-by-email that never worked for me before. I’m at 1.5.1.3, and it seems to be working correctly with all my changes saved, so now I’m downloading WP-Cron (since I do not intend to figure out how to do a cron job yet) so it will automagically check for emails to my secreter-than-secret email address. Here’s hoping.

Update: same problem as before. I set up an email address, I have the right username and password, but when I go to the page which should check for new mail, I just keep getting this: “There doesn’t seem to be any new mail.” But there is, because I sent some. Argh.

Update 2: fixed it! Now I just need to set up the plugin. This means I will be able to blog from all sorts of locations, just by sending email.

Which Myers-Briggified Harry Potter character are you?

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz
Harry Potter Personality Quiz
by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

The all possible answers page suggests that there is little correlation between the description of the type and the standard description of it, and equally little correlation between the character and the type.

Not that I don’t enjoy these quizzes anyhow.

Via Michelle.

Update on my dad trying to learn about evolution

Friday, July 29th, 2005

He is being convinced, he says, though he intends to read very closely to look for faults. Presumably this is on a reread. I am very pleased, in any case.

Today he informed me that birds are just dinosaurs, only not extinct.

I don’t read *that* many books

Friday, July 29th, 2005

I need a new library. The librarians there know me — and laugh at me! Don’t you run out of books you want to read? (Yes, at least in my severely underfunded local library.) Do we have a book on hold for you this time? (Usually yes.)

Oh well. I think I’m back above 20 books out again. And yes, I do go to the libraries on Friday nights — it’s right near my grandparents’ house. Try not to be too jealous of my super social life.

Life goals

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

Some day, I will find motivation. I’m sure it is hiding, somewhere. Maybe when I clean up my room: maybe it’s under my bed. (What’s funny is how much I regret not getting things done, and how little that turns into actually *doing* things.)

Plans within plans, boring variety

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

One more week (plus a few days) of work here, then I am flying to the US to visit friends and get trained for a week, then I am flying far away, across the Atlantic, for another week of training, then back home via the US again.

So, some questions:

  • I have suddenly heard a zillion horror stories involving underwire bras and patdowns. I only own underwire bras. I have never had a problem with them on airplanes. Should I (a) wear the bras and hope or (b) jiggle my way through security? I have those camisoles with fake bras, which I guess I could wear, but they don’t actually do anything. I would take the bra off just before and put it back on just after, but I really don’t want to do this unless it’s incredible likely that I will get groped because of my underwire.[1]
  • Can I bring a pencil sharpener on the plane, or is that also a dangerous weapon?
  • Bags with wheels: do I go for the small duffelly shaped one, or see if I can borrow the ones that look like the carry-on bags except bigger? They’d all be about the same size, probably. For 2 weeks, I need more than just carry-on, which will hold extra contact lenses, extra panties, and the forty books I have.
  • Postcards! Who wants a postcard from my super secret location?

[1] I think there needs to be a story about some ninja who hides her weapons in her underwires. It ought to be visual, though, not just written.