Sororicide = A-OK!
The good thing about being not as horribly sick anymore is that, since I will be back at work, I will have less time to interact with my sister, so my murderous impulses will likely decrease.
(The bad thing: no cats at work. But they were inside, so I’ve already had some cat cuddles.)
July 4th, 2005 at 7:21 pm
There should be a cat at work. There are cats at hotels, post offices, libraries, stores — why not at the office?
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But if you bring a cat to work people will ask, “What is that cat doing here?”
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So bring a mouse first. Don’t be seen bringing the mouse but release the mouse where she will be seen. Then the next day you can bring a cat and if someone asks you can say, “Didn’t you see that mouse yesterday? I brought her to keep the mice down!”