Curious George
My sister has now threatened to make me very miserable if I buy her a butt plug or any other sex toy for her birthday (one week before mine). She’ll be turning 13, so it’s not like I’m actually going to do that, though I recall there is a butt plug shaped pastry around in some kosher bakery (any Montrealer know what I’m talking about? I am uninterested in looking into every bakery in Mile End, and what if it is not a kosher bakery after all?), and I am planning to find that for her. But what do you think she was going to do to me — or buy or make for me — in return?
January 25th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/decorative_butt_toys.html
January 26th, 2006 at 11:13 am
Wow. But not as wow as the idea of glass sex toys:
Or the specially shaped heretical ones:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.html
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_butt_toys.html
The world amazes me.
January 26th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
Hey, a quotable quote: “Finding functional and fabulous glass plugs is a bit like touching your nose to your elbow, a struggle with infrequent rewards.”
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That’s an analogy I wouldn’t have thought of….
January 26th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
No, me neither. I really don’t get the point of glass sex toys. Or of trying to touch your nose with your elbow, for that matter.