I don’t usually read the Onion, but Clancy passed this gem on:
Noted therapist Eli Wasserbaum agreed. “Because they are so inherently inferior to regular people, many losers feel—quite correctly—that their lives are not worth living,” Wasserbaum said. “Nobody cares about them, they are alone, they can’t hold down a job, they have no money. Even […]
The style of all white bedrooms, including especially all white sheets and all white duvets. Now, I’d say, oh, it’s just in magazines and stores, but I’ve seen it in real actual bedrooms that real actual women live in. Why? Do they have spare duvets for a week every month? I look forward to the […]
I’ve been complaining about the weather for the past week, because I’m Canadian and it’s what we do when there is weather of some sort outside. (If it’s sunny and mild, we complain about just past or near future weather.)
But I look, and really it’s been warmer than -20 daily (almost), and on average, 22 […]
I am coming down with a cold, so I am taking the morning off. But mostly, I’m more stressed and unhappy than sick. But I finally checked my account balances (they’re just fine) and so that’s one thing less that I’ve been avoiding.
I have a few hours of relaxing this morning, I slept in […]
Remember my dizziness? It never entirely went away, but it was irregular instead of all the time. It is coming back on all the time again. Bleh.
I don’t know why I even bother setting my alarm for [extra early hour] given that I invariably either sleep through it or hit snooze a zillion times thinking “well, I can do everything *later*, I want to sleep *now*”.
My oven is now heating up for the muffins. I want to leave in 30 minutes. […]
As they tend to lead into weeks.
And next week is to be a particularly hellish week for me; I will be out of the house over 13 hours a day, leaving me almost no time for things like “relaxation” and “sleep”. And, sure, it’s just five days, and it’s group suffering (more fun than solo) […]
The SPCA was eerily empty of animals today. I want to pretend that there was a huge number of adoptions last week. So I will pretend that indeed, suddenly people adopted all the cats and dogs. (I do not often look at the birds or small mammals.) I suspect another set of foster kittens is […]
That if the heat in my place is so low that my fingers hurt a bit from the cold and I feel weird tingling on my arms that I should think about turning up the heat.
Then I merrily laugh because laughing keeps me warmer and I am going to bed now anyhow, and I […]
I sort of wish I could talk about this whole new thing I am doing. And of course part of me doesn’t — this is the part that tells a very few of my friends small details about it, and then tries to obfuscate the rest, and is trying to keep anyone else at all […]