Happy Chanukah
Tonight, my 14 year old sister, after I had made both challah and sugar cookies: “Oh shit, can we eat bread?”
A few moments later, she explained the story of chanukah: Moses was making bread and didn’t have enough bread and he had to use oil instead, and then the electricity went out and instead of baking more bread he used the oil for a candle, and it ended up lasting for 8 nights, so we celebrate for 8 nights.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Ask her where was Moses when the candle went out?
December 5th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Imagine how different the world would be now if the electricity had not gone out at that exact moment.
December 5th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
And a very happy Pesmukkah to you, too!
December 5th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
That’s hilarious.