Though I think lolcats are absurd:

Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat

55% Affectionate, 48% Excitable, 66% Hungry

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.

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Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You?

You’re a Ravenpuff!: You are a very analytical and ingenius person, someone that likes to invent new things. The way you look at life is with wonder, and sometimes you’re even a little naive. But people love you for that trait and they feel the need to protect you from the harsh facts of life so that you can retain your innocence. You are very capable person and when there is trouble people turn to you because you’re able to stay calm and collected. You like balance in your life and you try not to make many waves. Even still, if there is something that you believe strongly in, you will commit yourself totally to that cause. Your weakness is that sometimes you can be indecisive and perfectionist, especially about little details and you drive people crazy sometimes with these traits. With the innocence of a Hufflepuff and the calm of a Ravenclaw you will be loved in life!
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I’m not sure about the description, but those are the two houses (in that order, even) that would fit me best.

Apparently other people can change it for me. Though I *like* being a snow leopard and will be unhappy if it changes to a non-cat. But since my loner secretiveness seemed to have turned me into a cat, I am likely safe.

So people can click on this, answer 5 questions about me, and possibly change him. I’m curious to see what happens. You can try it yourself and leave it unchangeable, but I like the idea of seeing how other people might change it.

You Are Likely A Forth Born

At your darkest moments, you feel angry. At work and school, you do best when your analyzing. When you love someone, you tend to be very giving. In friendship, you don’t take the initiative in reaching out. Your ideal jobs are: factory jobs, comedy, and dentistry. You will leave your mark on the world with your own personal philosophy.

Close. True, there are only three kids in my family, but first and fourth both start with the same letter. I love the choice of ideal jobs.

You Are Teal Green

You are a one of a kind, original person. There’s no one even close to being like you. Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible. While you are a bit offbeat, you don’t scare people away with your quirks. Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have.

I scare people away with other things but my quirks!

from Katie Couric

1. Would you ever move to another city?

Well, I have, and moved back. Would I move again? I guess, maybe. If — heavens forbid — a referendum vote went yes, I would keep the option on the table. I can’t imagine other reasons, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

I don’t really see why I would want to. I love living here. I love the city. I don’t want to move away from my family. I’ve never been drawn to really settling elsewhere.

(For the purposes of this question, I include all the demerged cities and places just off the island as being in this city.)

2. What is your favorite dessert?

My favourite? Maybe these oatmeal squares I really like. Or lava cakes, I love lava cakes. Or flourless chocolate cakes, especially with hazelnut. Or my grandmother’s peach pie.

See, I’m not judgy. I like them *all*.

3. What has been your biggest disappointment of the last year?

Oh, this past year has been very disappointing. I guess I have been my own biggest disappointment. I’ve not done the things I wanted to do — not been, generally, the person I wanted to be. And I am surprised at how bad the depression has been, too.

4. What TV series on DVD are you recommending these days?

Hmm. There’s always Buffy. I recommend Veronica Mars regularly. I’ll just do some time travelling and recommend Heroes, because I am very taken with the show.

5. What is the strangest thing you ever did as part of a job?

Categorised sex toys and fetishes.

Anyone want questions?

Get your own valentinr

As I won’t be getting any valentines. Be nice.

I didn’t know how far apart NY and Seattle were. I estimated it based on my memory of the astronaut drive.

On the BBC sex differences quiz:

[What angle is this line the same as?]
This task tested your ability to make spatial judgments.
You correctly matched 20 line(s) out of 20.
On average, men generally outperform women at this task, although it is important to note that many women score extremely well.

[Here are some eyes, what are people thinking?]
Out of 10 pairs of eyes, you matched 4 with the correct mood.
Women are said to outperform men in this task because they tend to be more sensitive to facial expressions. They are generally better at discerning someone’s mood just by looking at their eyes.

[Here’s a shape made of squares, which are the same shapes?]
You scored 12 out of 12.
Studies have shown that men tend to do better than women at this task because performance is influenced by testosterone levels

(I had to skip the finger thing, because I have no ruler handy, and in any case the length of my right index finger is meaningless, since it’s been shortened twice by surgery.)

Overall, I’m really a dude — I have the dead average result for guys, apparently, though of course they didn’t ask which I was, so that means very little. Thanks, Styley.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Milady the Right Reverend Wolfa the Cowardly of Much Madness upon Avon Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

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Is totally not the answer I thought I’d get.